Directed by: Judd Apatow
Written by: Judd Apatow
Produced by: Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Clayton Townsend
Running time: 2h 9min
Kristen Wiig as: Jill
Other cast: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill
Movie Quotes Bear handler: Are you guys ready? Jackie Moon: Uh-huh. Bear handler: Give me your safe-word. Jackie Moon: I don’t need a safe-word. Bear handler: Okay, I’ll tell you what. If you feel like you’re in danger, just say… uh… spumoni. Jackie Moon: No, I don’t need spumoni. Let’s get this show on the road. Bear handler: Hey! We’re both wearing red! Jackie Moon: Sorry, I’m not ignoring you. I’m just trying to deal with him right now. Bear handler: Oh… Jackie Moon: I like your top hat, though. Bear handler: Thanks. It was normal sized but I put it in the dryer. Jackie Moon: How long have you been working with the bear? Bear handler: Uh… Like a day or so. Jackie Moon: What? Bear handler: But I’ve been working with cats for like twelve years, so I’m very familiar with animals.
Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison: Oh my god, really?
Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.
Alison: You want me to lose weight?
Jack: No, I don’t want you to lose weight!
Jill: No, uh, we can’t legally ask you to do that.
Jack: We didn’t say lose weight… I might say tighten.
Jill: Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack: Don’t make everything smaller, I don’t wanna generalize that way… tighter.
Jill: We don’t want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. You know, by eating less.
Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Jill: And then weigh that much.