Characters

Here you can learn about Kristen’s characters. Over the course of SNL, she played over 25 different characters and many, including Target Lady, Penelope and the A-Holes recurred on several episodes.

A-Hole Girl
Materialistic nameless blonde fond of non-sequitors and generally annoying people.
8 appearances  /  First appeared on December 17, 2005
Anastasia Sticks
Host of the entertainment news show “Hollywood Dish”.
3 appearances  /  First appeared on November 7, 2009
Aunt Linda
Amy’s aunt, fond of blasting movies on Weekend Update.
7 appearances  /  First appeared on November 11, 2006

Catherine Fanning
Dakota Fanning’s mother.

Cheryl Bryant
Over-enthusiastic TV sweepstakes host.

Dooneese
The odd-girl-out member of a Lawrence Welk female singing quartet.

Gail
Sickly party guest.

Gilly
Elementary school student who plays malicious pranks.

Jackie Snad
Part of a country duo singing about things that embody the American spirit: Model T cars, jars of beer, and children.

Jacqueline Seka
Part of the Cougar Den hosts trio.

Jean
An office worker and introvert.

Judith
Dinner guest.

Judy Grimes
Incredibly nervous on-air travel agent.

Karina
Californian fond of giving directions.

Kat
Member of Kat and Garth, a never prepared singing folk duo.

Lilia
1920’s woman fond of attention.

Michelle Dison
Recently divorced anchorwoman who hits on female interview subjects while on-air.

Penelope
Event-attending guest who is a compulsive braggart.

Mindy Grasin
Showboating actress who regularly guests on Secret Word and reveals the answer every time.

Mrs. Vogelcheck
Mom in the creepy tongue-kissing Vogelcheck family.

Porchsitter
Neighborhood woman with creepy and odd anecdotes.

Shana
Sexy bombshell who makes disgusting remarks.

Stacia
Awkward teen.

Sue
Overly excitable house guest unable to keep a secret.

Target Lady
Cashier who constantly comments on other’s purchases.

Triangle Sally
Flamboyant triangle player.

Trina
Odd assistant.

Vicki
Helper of the ineffective MacGruber.

Virgania Horsen
Stilted local businesswoman with terrible ads.

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